"It’s pronounced like jif"
Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck
fact: a jeep makes you 100x hotter
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”