macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

seersucked:

fact: a jeep makes you 100x hotter

Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.
Sylvia Plath (via teenager90s)

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

shynun:

typing kkk instead of kk:

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teenagenicks:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”